I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
thank you im really good at clicking reblog
you make me
not want to wear
watches anymore -
I already know
the hours without you
are too long
- for T.